xposted from the monthastray community at LJ.

A thing I did for a DOGS prompt community on LJ. Lawls, I am lazy artist who cannot write, go me. XD Oh, It would probably help to read the prompt first here.

Haine: What the fuck is this shit?

Badou: Umm. Proof that fortune cookies actually consist of the sandwich meat, bologna?

H: I always knew there was something fucked up about chinese food. And cookies.

B: You didn't believe me when I said I ordered sweet n' sour cat?

H: I more or less just didn't care. Come to think of it, whoever wrote this fortune has the same sense of humor as you.

B: Well, it's not as if I wrote it, you know. I mean, it's not even applicable...

H: I'm going to fucking kill you.

B: But I gave you a cookie!

H: Made of bologna. And I mean it this time. Here, you have the fortune, you would definitely benefit from it more than I.